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Post your distasteful jokes here.
« on: April 08, 2013, 08:35:06 pm »
Any joke goes.
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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 09:37:00 pm »
How do chinese people name their children?
They throw a handful of silverware down a stairwell.

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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2013, 07:47:24 am »
What does a black guy get after sex?
15-30 years.

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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2013, 12:47:52 pm »
The United Nations
I'm only a little bit racist.

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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2013, 01:01:35 pm »

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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2013, 04:03:31 pm »
Why did the little boy cross the road?
He crossed because he wanted to enter the white, windowless van in which an old man was offering him candy.
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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2013, 08:05:46 pm »
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Ask her to roll up her sleeve.

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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2013, 03:10:58 am »
In soviet Russia, forums post on you.
Ol' chap! Greets! I'm Duskull, The Gentleman Scientist.
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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2013, 07:46:34 pm »
What do you call a group of Jews?
A fire hazard.

Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?
Drop it, ni***r!
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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 04:54:30 pm »
What was the holocaust?

It was a lie, 6 million jews did not die. Adolf hitler was really a baker who won a court case and the jews got butthurt overload and made the whole lie. There were no dead people found, so its fake.
 
Dumbass Jews dont know shit (other then how to deal with money)
NO RACIST! EVERY THING IS BETTER!
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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2013, 10:12:11 pm »
whats the differnets between a jew and a boyscout?
boyscouts come back from camp. ;D

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Re: Post your distasteful jokes here.
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2013, 10:13:37 pm »
do know whats a funny joke?
woman's rights ;D